#this is what happens when i'm procrastinating

[mayhemspreadingguy]

@magnusbae pitched the idea of Dream with curly hair

So here's a silly doodle of his hair curling up when he's happy 😌💕

[bjorkshire-pudding]

Here's what I was doing while I was supposed to be working on my fics

Don't ask me, I don't know either it's been a really weird day

[notanotherinfjblog]

Productivity

ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.

INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.

ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?

INFJ: ... yes.

[forcebookish]

idk how gmeme's contract with viki works, if they get paid for every stream, but i am never going to buy a subscription so they've definitely lost thousands of dollars worth of ad revenue from me alone lmao

[daisywords]

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[keeps-ache]

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[non-un-topo]

"It's not dysphoria" I say as I write an entire assignment on my own invisible queerness and gender identity, and as I feel like tearing my skin off and crawling into a cave forever

[partywithponies]

I've found high quality publicity shots of Phil and Keeley's Heartbeat characters, it's all over for me.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Why did I just notice that the piano on Drag Me Under by Sleep Token is pretty much the intro to Fallen Down (Undertale), but slowed down?

[spamtoon]

(Out of nowhere, you are approached by a familiar lightbulb-headed Cog.)

Ah, it's you, cat. Thinking you're oh-so-slick. Muttering and whispering under those raggedy whiskers of yours... Thinking I am unable to hear it all...

Well, you've simply underestimated my fantastic hearing. You probably want to know the reason why I'm here, taking a 'break' from my incredibly important scientific breakthroughs? It's quite simple, really!

(She gets close, and squints her eyes.)

I know what you are.

Farewell, now!

(She then leaves the way she came from.)

(Spam giggles immensely, covering her face... it always seems like she's giggling, isn't she? This lasts... at least thirty seconds. Longer than usual.)

And I know what I am too, Sparky! You broke through something, that's for sure. Really, broke through...

(She looks down, continuing to laugh nervously.)

You know, I find it odd you Havent tried to bulb blast me into the stratosphere by now. I mean knowing how you acted with Frostbite. Is there something peculiar about me that you perhaps can't quite track? Something about me that you... don't know what I am?

I know, I know, I'm talking to nobody again. But you were there when I had a moment today with the one the only Frostbite The Bravecog. You may be remaining. Lurking in the shadows. Knowing about these thoughts that I'm thinking.

(The giggling resumes, lasting far shorter this time.)

Your brother's a piece of fucking barp, by the way

(She braces for impact for a few seconds, wincing while smiling, before comically looking around to realize nobody's there. She sighs.)

Wow, okay maybe toony superhero show logic doesn't apply in this situation. Cool.

WAIT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHAT SHE MEANT but like. Dude if she meant that then what's the point I mean the whole ahh sellbot department barping knows unless you're Really low on the ladder. Heheh... maybe she did mean what I thought she meant.

Oh i'm so fucking screwed. What kind of bitch gets filament fever

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Hey guess what it's Dad Squad brain rot

@nancyheart11 This is absolutely your fault lol

The building was vaguely familiar in an almost haunting way. Rusl had spent a fair amount of time in most parts of Hyrule, including its pilgrimage sites, so he was fairly convinced he'd seen this location before. Given the circumstances... well. This was a different Hyrule. It was possible that this wasn't the temple he was thinking of.

It certainly resonated with the other two, though.

The Fierce Deity stepped forward, his imposing figure towering over the rotting wooden pews, dirt scuffed up from the remains of the stone floor with each step. A massive statue that was unfamiliar to Rusl watched over all of them, pewter eyes somehow communicating with the strange man. Abel stood a few paces away, watching him.

"We should go," Abel slowly said, as if he were trying to be considerate but was just impatient enough to press.

The Fierce Deity quietly stood at the foot of the statue, suddenly looking so small. "This was the Temple of Time, wasn't it?"

Rusl blanched. He knew that temple. This ruined building was what was left of it?

Abel sighed, looking tired. "Once."

Fierce reached out, his hand brushing against the statue. Eventually he pulled his hand away towards his chest before letting it fall at his side.

"Are you okay?" Rusl asked, taking a step towards him.

"The mortality of your kind is... sometimes more distressing than other times," Fierce eventually answered. "I will be fine. Let's go."

[kuiinncedes]

what do u meannnnnnn i'm abt to be post college graduation 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

[fragileizywriting]

ANSWERED ALL OF MY COMMENTS BABYYY OOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

[hazellight11]

Why do humans have to get Gross goddamn i have better things to be doing than showering. Like homework. I want to be working on my abstract algebra homework rn but noooo i have to shower Right Now so i don't continue to feel gross and i have to do it Right Now so i can take a (take-home) midterm and have enough time to finish it and get to my geology lab and then i have fun stuff but i'm not getting home until after 7. I hate having to shower it's such an Ordeal ughhhhh

[halfwit-halfblood]

started today with such high hopes towards getting loads of writing done but instead i've just been walking around new york via google maps, creating a rota pattern for a fictional bookstore that will never matter, and using the fancy timeline feature on canva to plot my loki fic to an unnecessary level of detail

[salemlunaa]

"OH WELL, IM NOT GONNA BE HERE FOR LONG, IM GONNA SHIFT ANYWAY" girl...

let's break down why this mindset, although very common, isn't super healthy...

I saw a post earlier where op talks about how they are un phased about all the bad things happening to them because they "won't be here for much longer”, which is so real and it honestly made me laugh so hard but, i must admit, this way of thinking can also have an unhealthy side.

I, personally, have also been victim to this mindset, and honestly i can tell you nothing good comes from thinking like this. You experience something bad, hurtful, embarrassing, slightly traumatic (which, bear in mind, you wouldn't have experienced if you hadn't procrastinated and tapped in to the void) and you tell yourself "it's okay, i'm not here for long anyway", you abandon responsibilities (that, again, wouldn't be your responsibility if you would ve stayed disciplined and tapped in) and you tell yourself "it's fine, i'm gonna shift anyway" "i'm probably gonna get into the void tonight so it doesn't matter"

NO NO and NO

of course it's good to have the mindset of knowing, knowing that it's your last day here and knowing that the void is the only outcome for you, because that type of thinking is what allows you to shift consciousness and tap in to the void, but a lot of you say that shit without even properly applying your knowledge, a lot of you are gonna remain sounding like broken records, repeating this shit for years, i swear it will be 2028 and yall will still be saying "it's okay i won't be here for long", "im gonna shift anyway"

don't wait for shit to hit the fan for you to get serious about your desires, don't wait for your circumstances to get horrible for you to finally fix up and actually do something. If you really knew you were a god, you wouldn't be here reading this, you would be as pretty as you wanna be, and as rich and happy as you wanna be enjoying your dream life. Don't fall into a comfortable routine with your current reality, (which is really just your old story) because it's not worth it. I even see you guys making and scripting for a "better current reality" (another excuse to remain comfortable with procrastination), when you could have your DREAM life, you guys get swept up in your old story, just because it can be "alright" sometimes. And then when something bad happens, you repeat the same phrase "oh well, i'm gonna shift anyway", and then when things go back to being "alright", you get comfortable again, further procrastinating, when you could have ANYTHING. Who cares about your "alright", "mediocre" reality when you could have the best and more!!

like girl, don't stay comfortable until you're forced to get uncomfortable with a negative change in circumstances. You should be determined to shift consciousness ALL THE TIME, not just when things get tough or responsibilities pile up. Because again, if you had that consistent mindset you wouldn't be here.

get uncomfortable with what you have to achieve what you want, so that all you want becomes all you have

GET UNCOMFORTABLE NOW SO YOU CAN LIVE COMFORTABLY FOR ETERNITY, DONT WAIT FOR SHIT TO HIT THE FAN ᥫ᭡💋